I've fucked more models than bulimia!

So, due to Insomnia's charm and appeal, I totally gave in and already, within the past week, have become very close to nocturnal. It's not only because of Insomnia though, it's also because of Grand Theft Auto. And drinking. And hanging out at odd hours with friends.

I'm like, WAY far in the game though. So I guess that's pretty awesome. I don't play video games that often, but when I do, I go hard. Then I forget how addicted I can get to that shit, until I get a new game. It's a hard knock life.

So today, I was supposed to finish my final paper of the semester. However, because it's still part of the ULTIMATE-PROCRASTINATION-SEMESTER!!! I of course, took forever doing it. And then, around 3:30p I realized that there was not a chance in hell that I would have it done by 5pm when it was due. A quick email to my professor and an hour later - that paper is no longer due until Thursday. This continues my streak of not turning in a single paper on time this semester. And with 3 writing component courses, I had a lot of fucking papers! Not one was in on time, and you know what? Not one of those late papers affected my grades. SUCK IT DEADLINES!

Some deadlines must be met though. Like finishing sing-alongs on time because there are roughly a hundred people that would be super bummed and angry if I fucked up that deadline. I can totally deal with one professor being disappointed and taking a letter grade off of a paper, but 100 angry sing-along fans? Fuck that shit!

So as I subtitle all the best hits from 107.5 The Buzz (which later turned to 94.5 switching with the Oldies station - I never understood why they did that - or more importantly - why they got rid of 102.9 The Planet - that station was the BOMB in 5th grade!) with that paper still nagging me in the background, I have developed a flawless (totally not flawless) plan to finish subtitling everything tonight, wake up in the afternoon, work on my paper all tomorrow night, get triz-ashed on Thursday night.

READY? OK!