Uhhhh

Who just bullshitted their way out of what would probably be a perfectly enjoyable evening?

That would be me.

Totally made up some "I have to work" excuse. I'm such a bitch! I'm just so TIRED! And I've been sneezing all day! And it's Chris's birthday (tomorrow - party tonight)! And I have a paper to start! And my house is SO FUCKING DIRTY and I have to clean it! And I really didn't feel like going some place I've never been with someone I don't know. Maybe after Spring Break, when I'm not so eager to get through the week. I'm full of excuses.

Sorry, dude. I'm kind of a bitch. I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I just don't want to hang out with you tonight.

I need a nap.