Because period humor is funny

Aside from my total lezzie crush on Tina Fey, I love this because its a joke. And that's important to me because I just started birth control and I won't have another period for like, 3 months - FUCKING AWESOME!!! Assuming however that the period I'm on now will fucking end in the next 24 hours - seriously - it's the longest period ever. It will be like, 7 days. I never have periods that long! 5 days max and even then I'm like "uh wtf are you done yet?" so apparently hormone pills make you have longer periods even though there can be 3 months in between them. But yeah - I haven't turned into a raging bitch this week, and aside from a little bummed out funk that I was in yesterday, I really haven't been PMS-y at all. So so far so good!

Also, I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now. All this period talk comes from me reading SlutMachine's blog (which I just discovered! I previously just loved all her Jezebel stuff but she has her own blog and it is fanTASTIC!). So basically I've been reading blogs instead of writing papers (or paper, rather). I did however watch LOST, do 3 loads of laundry, dye my hair (it's just a little reddish now - nothing major), take an awesome shower and I'm still not super tired at 4am (which is a result of insomnia setting in again - Michael I'm sure you can relate - if you even made past the period talk to read this far - ha!) and the paper I have to write is about LOST so I'm hoping to blow through it in the next hour. I might have to finish off the blow I have left and then work really fast - it's like adderall but in a time constraint.

I still have so much stuff to do to prep/pack for Amsterdam, but I'll worry about that tomorrow afternoon.

And I don't apologize to any guys reading this who were made uncomfortable by me talking about my period. Girls bleed out their vag. Deal with it.